It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I am mentally ready for anal.
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