can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Randomize
