Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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