i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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