I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize
