I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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