Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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