I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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