Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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