Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
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go home
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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