Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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