Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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