exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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