would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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