Whoa Z and x make the same sound
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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