I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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