Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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