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That's how twitter works, right?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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