I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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