YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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