Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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