what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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