I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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You. Win. At. Life.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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