that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Randomize
