I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Randomize
