I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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