i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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