i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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