Sry I called you an 8
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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