He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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