I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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