The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You made out with two different species that night
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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