the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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