Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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