She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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