guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
How naked do you want me to be?
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