Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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