I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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