Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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