is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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