happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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