Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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