Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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