I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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