i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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