I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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