that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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