so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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