lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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