I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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