you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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