operation have a gay friend backfired
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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